February 2012
orpheus-ascending asked: I didn't know you have Heterochromia.
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The nerdies behind me that I play video games with are shouting “GTFO” and “LOL” but spelling them out. Why.
me: meow
cat:
me:
cat:
me: i said MEOW
cat: ...meow
me: YES
I guess you’re going to miss the panty raid.
beyoncebeytwice:
taylor lautner walks into a bar and stays there because it’s a gay bar
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
k1mkardashian:
liloslipinjections:
guuurl
lmao remember when
WOO HOO. He’s definitely a homo. +1 for the gays, 0 for the smelly ones.
Person: What happened to your arm?
Me: ...
Me: it was my cat.
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person: Your cat can spell 'worthless'?
alienbabe:
but why